cataquacks:

cowboybeepboop:

I’m doing research over the summer and the computer I work from is in the lab with the radiation detectors and test sources. So today I’m in there running some numbers, and I need to do a few calculations so I start looking around for a piece of scrap paper, and I notice this big box of printer paper off in a corner of the room. It’s still sealed so I figure I’ll just grab some out of the printer tray, but when I look it turns out there’s no printer anywhere in the lab.
So I head back over to the box and pry it open, wondering why someone left all this paper here without a printer, and when I pull off the lid, inside the box are these huge stacks of Playboy magazines from the ’60s and ’70s. 
Someone thought it was a good idea to hide their fucking porn collection in a radiation lab.

SEAN

I mean

that’s so much porn I  can’t even lift it

I’m doing research over the summer and the computer I work from is in the lab with the radiation detectors and test sources. So today I’m in there running some numbers, and I need to do a few calculations so I start looking around for a piece of scrap paper, and I notice this big box of printer paper off in a corner of the room. It’s still sealed so I figure I’ll just grab some out of the printer tray, but when I look it turns out there’s no printer anywhere in the lab.
So I head back over to the box and pry it open, wondering why someone left all this paper here without a printer, and when I pull off the lid, inside the box are these huge stacks of Playboy magazines from the ’60s and ’70s. 
Someone thought it was a good idea to hide their fucking porn collection in a radiation lab.

(GOB BLUTH VOICE) COME ON

gwendoikari:

what if every tumblr user reblogged this post

redamancer:

sean and i have spent the last hour talking about food and now we’re talking about different kinds of rice and that’s basically why he’s fuckin rad

i can’t talk to most people about this without boring them to death this is great

zacwells:

how can gordon ramsay cook with those big meaty claws

itsvondell:

so i’m pitching a hypothetical large-scale public sculpture project tomorrow for my art and design in contemporary society class
it’s a large concrete structure that is completely blank upon its dedication except for stenciled text that reads something to the effect of “this piece is not finished — finish this piece” at which point all people — street artists, fine artists, non-artists — are encouraged to make marks on it, until it’s completely covered and beyond, as a constantly evolving reflection of the city and its culture and thoughts
this is the image im tacking onto the proposal, because 

itsvondell:

so i’m pitching a hypothetical large-scale public sculpture project tomorrow for my art and design in contemporary society class

it’s a large concrete structure that is completely blank upon its dedication except for stenciled text that reads something to the effect of “this piece is not finished — finish this piece” at which point all people — street artists, fine artists, non-artists — are encouraged to make marks on it, until it’s completely covered and beyond, as a constantly evolving reflection of the city and its culture and thoughts

this is the image im tacking onto the proposal, because 

yes, hello friend, you are/can do the thing!

i also don’t know you as well as I should but you seem really awesome! you seem like one of the nicest people ever and you have good taste in music and stuff! and you like/comment on a lot of my posts, even the dumb ones, and seem super friendly and positive and great

and we talked about the mountain goats (who I’m actually finally getting to see next month!) one time and that was cool